From what I've learned by studying books and movies, if anything exciting was ever going to happen in my life it would be when I'm a teenager or between the ages of 35-50. At almost 20, I've missed out on the first round and I'll probably be in jail for the second. I can't help but want what most of us want; an adventure. One of those life-changing, death-defying, super-awesome, hyphen-riddled adventures. I'm talking one of those action filled adventures with guns, fast cars and exotic places; but hey, I'm not picky. I'll settle for being carjacked and forced to drive through Kansas at spork-point by a paranoid heroin junkie.
Really though, my life is boring as shit; and people wonder why I do stupid, yet slightly bad ass things that put me in potentially dangerous situations that could horrible and life-altering repercussions.
So If anyone nearby Alexandria, Va wants to go on an epic adventure (IE: rob a bank) or if you're just some nut who wants to make me drive through the most mundane state in the south 48; hit me up.
