When I pull the car up to park somewhere, please, get the fuck out of my way. Illegal or not... I will hit you. Why? Simple: Car beats pedestrian. Especially stupid, young pedestrians like yourselves who won't get the fuck out of the street when a car is coming.And you know what? When we go to court and I'm being charged with attempted vehicular manslaughter: I'm gonna tell them you were trying to commit suicide. Because you failed to get out my way the first three times I honked at you. You're not 5 years old anymore. You should understand that when a car is coming you need to get on the fucking sidewalk. It's not that difficult, believe me.
Now because you're idiots: I'm gonna repeat this again. My car will mangle you and that thin piece of wood you're riding on.
Here, I'll even write you an equation. Let 'x' stand for you, the skateboarder who won't get the fuck outta my way. 'Y'= my car.
x+y= ?
The answer? x+y= death.
You: annoying skateboarder < cyclist: who won't stay on the fucking sidewalk < Me: doing double the speed limit, windows down, music at max. volume, smoking a cigarette, in my car.
See? I'm at the top of the fucking transportation chain. If you were in a semi, a tank, or a plane, then I would get the fuck out of your way. Not that complicated. And now you have fair warning...dumb ass kids.
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